Listening to: Out of Control by She Wants RevengeAt Ground Zero last night, a guy asked to kiss my boots. Then he offered to be my sex slave, even going so far as to slipping me his phone number.
And the whole time I'm thinking, "...all I really want is for someone to just like me enough to ask me on an actual date."
Guess you can't have it all, kids.
Do you still have that number?
ReplyDeleteBy the by, it'll happen. Not every guy is a depraved pervert like that guy (and me).
ReplyDeleteGood point, Jeremy...let's just nip this in the bud right now -
ReplyDeletePlease, everyone. Spare me the "it'll happen" speech. In fact, I have a post about that very thing that I will be posting this week...so unless you want to feel like it's directed towards you, just stifle the good-intentioned advice and warm fuzzies this one time, mmmkay? I love you guys, but I honestly can't stand that shit.
You've been duly warned. And in about 3 seconds, Hippo is going to come here and say exactly what I just said not to say.
Countdown begins...
I should know better. I've been hearing the "it'll happen" speech for years and years. So when is it going to happen already? And exactly what is "it"?
ReplyDeleteI'll say "it" for him.
ReplyDeleteSh*t happens!
Amber:
ReplyDeleteIn fact, it may never happen.
There are many people who never meet someone who can really make them happy and there are far more people who settle for someone who, when all is said and done, make them more unhappy for the rest of their lives than they would have been alone.
I've been single for the last three years and 7 months. It isn't that I've given up hope that I might meet someone who I might want to form a relationship with...it's more along the lines that I think I am actually happier alone.
You buy copious amounts of cats...and I'll buy a shotgun. We can sit on our front stoops, you setting out milk to attrack the strays and I, polishing my shotgun...and we can hold long conversations with each other in our heads...
"I wonder how many cat's Amber has now..."
"Shut up redirt!"
That's the best I've got for you this morning.
Those must have been some killer ass boots. Do you have a photo of them...
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