I haven't been watching The Hills much lately. I know that this shocks and dismays you, but I'm sorry...my relationship to Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill is just more important right now. And I just don't know if I can stomach one more instance of Lauren's big doe eyes widening as she asks, "I just don't know how a friend could do that to me." Get the net, Lauren...you don't have any real friends. And when you make some, and other people tell you that maybe the person you're becoming friends with might be a little shady, I think it's time you believed them. After fifty million seasons of your show and countless rides on the "I thought she was my friend and she betrayed me" Drama Llama, maybe it's time to catch onto the fact that you might not be the world's best judge of character.
But enough of Lauren. Lo's a total bitch, but I don't wanna talk about her, either. And I don't even really want to talk about space-case Audrina, either, but then Perez brought her up today and I had to post about it. Because, well...because I've known since the first season that Audrina wants to get into acting, and these were, in all complete and total honesty, my exact thoughts about this future aspiration, too -
"Beyond (reality) television, Audrina aspires to get into acting. Like, with a script.
Like a script with a plot. Like a movie. Where she plays a character, not herself."