But first, let's take it back to a time when I was super adorable.
And then there was the best childhood costume of all, when I dressed up a "Glacier Monster".
Just kidding. I was just really, really ugly that entire year.
Hike school! This is the only Halloween picture I have of HS.
You can almost see the corruption starting here, as I dressed up as a mentally-unstable cheerleader, mainly just so I could look super ugly for my game that night and piss off my cheerleading coach who she hated me for having - get this! - "a negative attitude."
And then I became an adult.
|Hispanic Girl Gangsta|
|2 Girls 1 Cup|
|Betty White's Box|
|50 Shades of Gray|
Oh, and last year's Pin-Up Girl costume. Which was really just code for, "I'm depressed and I have to wear a dress tonight, anyway, so..."
For blog-related greatest Halloween hits, check these out -
Halloween Weekend...Continued For Your Reading Pleasure, Because I'm Always About Other People's Pleasure.
The Haunting of Betty White's Box
Or pick and choose here.
Well, I have to go now! I have to go to this women's Halloween happy hour thing in Cable with my mom at the Natural History Museum where every woman has to bring a bottle of wine and appetizers so that there's plenty to choose from when, say, you're trying to awkwardly escape the dozen or so "Soooo...you're back in town, huh?" a.k.a. I-know-you-broke-up-with-that-guy-you-moved-back-down-to-the-cities-for-and-I-wanna-hear-all-about-it-but-maybe-I'll-just-ask-your-mom-about-it-later themed conversations.