Maybe Not Monday: The Twilight, Cats & Ke$ha (or should it be...the Twilight Ke$sha Cat, which gives it a WHOLE new meaning? Maybe even a cooler one?) Edition

For more Twilight amazingness, read this.

I'm posting a double-feature of Maybe Not Monday today, because...there's this thing called "timeliness." And in celebration of the last movie in the Twilight Saga hitting the theaters this past weekend, I give you...

This. 

(my comments in regular type)

My self-summary

I'm a laid back girl. I like cats and twilgihtand stuff.

What I’m doing with my life

I want to be a dump truck driver it's my life dream

I...don't...*sigh*...okay. 

I’m really good at

Playing Sims 3

Do you ever get the feeling that sometimes people aren't who they seem to be? That they're different, sometimes, from who they pretend to be...

The first things people usually notice about me

When people first see me they say I look like Scarlett Johansson

"...And then when they get to know me a little bit better - like, when they're standing closer than 500 feet - they say I look like a dude."

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

My favorite books are Twilight and my favorite movies are Twilight and I really like Ke$ha and cHinese food and True Blood

The six things I could never do without

My bible my twilight books and cats

I spend a lot of time thinking about

cats and twilight

Hmm. I'm starting to sense a theme...

On a typical Friday night I am

Watching True Blood

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

i really like vampires

What?! Really?

You should message me if

you like twilight and true blood and kesha and cats

Are you this man? Are you any man? Are you any man in existence who might like any of these things, and then all of these things, together? Do miracle still happen? Is there a god? What about the afterlife...does it exist? These are the questions to which there may never be answers.

Editor's Note: This profile actually came up for moderation because it was flagged as a possibly fake profile. I agreed with the flagging, advising, "No one likes Twilight that much."