The best part of this coloring book, my mom said, was the page I made about my step family.
Which was obviously super adorable of me to do! Except that my parents have always been married.
"Divorce was popular when I was in the 2nd grade! All of my friends' parents were getting one!" I defended.
"We probably should have gotten you some counseling when you were little," my mom said, more to herself than anyone else.
Merry Christmas, everyone!