Also, if he ever threatens to delete all your Real Housewives episodes again, you know that there's always a place for you here. I'll shelter you. I'll take care of you. I'll teach your baby how to pickpocket and do little jig-and-song numbers on busy street corners for tips. You won't have to worry about ANYTHING. You will be safe here.
I tried to get Randy to agree to this in my wedding vows but he refused.
ReplyDeleteWhat a JERK!
DeleteAlso, if he ever threatens to delete all your Real Housewives episodes again, you know that there's always a place for you here. I'll shelter you. I'll take care of you. I'll teach your baby how to pickpocket and do little jig-and-song numbers on busy street corners for tips. You won't have to worry about ANYTHING. You will be safe here.
Just think about it.