I tried to get Randy to agree to this in my wedding vows but he refused.
What a JERK! Also, if he ever threatens to delete all your Real Housewives episodes again, you know that there's always a place for you here. I'll shelter you. I'll take care of you. I'll teach your baby how to pickpocket and do little jig-and-song numbers on busy street corners for tips. You won't have to worry about ANYTHING. You will be safe here. Just think about it.
Hopefully it will work out in your favor.